HEADLESS HORSEMIKE

Social Chair at DIK (Slasher U's most heinous frat), and second most popular guy on campus, Headless Horsemike is THE go-to guy for partying, illicit substances, bloated/bruised egos, and storylines about his legal/real estate empire family beefing over the Holidae Inn in Guinevere Ranch versus the OTHER super-rich family who lives in Guinevere Ranch.